A Little Random Blather For Your Monday
So...the dead bird. It's gone. Hubby cleaned out the gutters on Saturday and was thus on the back porch a fair amount. I can only assume it skeeved him out and he removed it. I TOTALLY WIN!
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I pulled the mother of all white-trash moves on Sunday. You see, I was feeling a little
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Black Friday. The countdown is on. Will you be heading out? I will! I don't know why, but ever since I heard that Old Navy was going to be opening at 3am, I feel an irrational need to BE THERE. Hi. My name is Sarah and I'm a shopaholic. (You: Hi Sarah!)
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Have you seen this hair product? My friend (and hairdresser) Michelle recommended it to me. It's a little uh, phallic-looking, don't you think? That's not even the best/worst part: that rounded plastic top comes off, and then you push down on the pump to
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Every Thanksgiving, it is a tradition in our (and probably most everyone's) Trenches to go around the table and say what we are thankful for. We prep the boyz a few days in advance, to remind them that they need to start thinking about what they want to say. (Middle already told me, "I would be thankful for my dog...if I had a dog.") But this year, I'm going to switch it up. I bought some white posterboard and titled it "Thanksgiving 2009: We Are So Grateful" and am going to have everyone write down their thoughts and then sign their name. I plan on making this a NEW tradition in the Trenches, and I know it will be a great keepsake to cherish over the years while the boyz are still at home.
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Lady Gaga. Your thoughts? And how did I not even know that there was a rumor that she is a hermaphrodite? (Not that there's anything wrong with it...) My BFF texted me after I tweeted last night about Gaga's odd dinosaur-bone/nude unitard outfit on the AMA's to break the news to me...My response to her was, "Is this common knowledge and something that I am old and out of the loop on?" Her: "Yes, mom". Oh.
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I'm running a 5-mile road race on Thanksgiving morning









