tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post3172531419860949426..comments2009-03-08T15:33:16.520-04:00Sarahviznoreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-17176608917454776352009-03-07T22:16:00.000-05:002009-03-07T22:16:00.000-05:00

Beej sent me, and she was right to do so.<BR/><BR/>I'm trying to imagine the pyroclastic flow that would result from cramming my huge butt into one of those balloon shreds. It would NOT be pretty.

fooleryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14437690389824744691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-69010387561230864532009-03-07T20:59:00.000-05:002009-03-07T20:59:00.000-05:00

I would seriously go naked at the beach before wearing any of those monstrosities which are labeled "swim suits." Maybe VS needs to appropriately label that section "my crazy ass boyfriend/husband wants to F me in these ridiculous suits." Cause there's just no swimming about them...

Juliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01851909774982026207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-68355943657978282842009-03-05T13:08:00.000-05:002009-03-05T13:08:00.000-05:00

love your comments on the suits!!!<BR/><BR/>here from The Bean

Staciehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-81024020807143859492009-03-05T13:05:00.000-05:002009-03-05T13:05:00.000-05:00

AHAHAHA... That pregnant one? Also works if you've got a beer belly. Nice. I'll take 2. (because I also need the penis one...you know? who doesn't need a penis tan line?)

Lynettehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12309090357259943681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-15774083573886050322009-01-28T17:02:00.000-05:002009-01-28T17:02:00.000-05:00

I think the "stomach thong" is cute

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-85849745173737190472009-01-14T06:44:00.000-05:002009-01-14T06:44:00.000-05:00

In my wildest dreams.

DysFUNctional Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02996772324484385959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-39785081443909598352009-01-12T11:38:00.000-05:002009-01-12T11:38:00.000-05:00

Has anyone ever seen a person wearing these in real life?!

Shannahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14354483598838529120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-67579896437351679262009-01-11T01:05:00.000-05:002009-01-11T01:05:00.000-05:00

lol! the insanely gifted award goes to you! :))<BR/><BR/>btw, i added u up in my blogroll

lorela (MBC)http://theleavesoftarkong.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-26862619438307847442009-01-10T10:34:00.000-05:002009-01-10T10:34:00.000-05:00

Oh man....<BR/><BR/>I wonder what the other moms at the pool would think if someone walked in wearing one of those. LOL.

OHmommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12712111068636100187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-11043482698566000062009-01-10T10:16:00.000-05:002009-01-10T10:16:00.000-05:00

My goodness, those suits don't even look good on the 90 lb models, what would they look like with a real woman in them?<BR/><BR/>I work there and know they are having a huge semi-annual sale right now and have tons of bras for 15 bucks and panties for 2.99! It was all reduced more but you have to hurry because they are going fast and the sale ends soon too. Also, their beauty products are on

iheartchocolatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06506809401305000430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-74441706475759606042009-01-10T09:25:00.000-05:002009-01-10T09:25:00.000-05:00

LOL, I love your descriptions!

AmyGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11059004750287298358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-7883073475246834392009-01-09T23:52:00.000-05:002009-01-09T23:52:00.000-05:00

LMAO @ the penis &amp; yeast infection suits. You&#39;re hilarious!

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01895323782920179925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-26502535561133181752009-01-09T19:13:00.000-05:002009-01-09T19:13:00.000-05:00

I gotta say, I LOVE their bra's (it's all I own except for a few recent nursing bra purchases) and I have a few pieces of lingere from bridal showers. But their clothing line has always seemed a little trashy to me.

Melaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04161827956866931299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-23750196669477995442009-01-09T18:05:00.000-05:002009-01-09T18:05:00.000-05:00

Ah yes...Victoria's Secret. Making regular women feel bad about their bodies since the 1990s...

Jenni Jiggetyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08982881362706361805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-75183394859585365302009-01-09T15:53:00.000-05:002009-01-09T15:53:00.000-05:00

Hysterical!!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for making me feel better about my tankini (the official bathing suit of real mommies everywhere).

Manic Mommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02397835927560496425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-32773045944362667162009-01-09T15:21:00.000-05:002009-01-09T15:21:00.000-05:00

Sarah-This was hysterical. You are crackin me up this week.

Chaotic Joyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16743049921159926147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-32078276226749378212009-01-09T15:04:00.000-05:002009-01-09T15:04:00.000-05:00

Ha! You're right, these swimsuits are bizarre.

Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07320598423933936975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-34163101114346335662009-01-09T13:38:00.000-05:002009-01-09T13:38:00.000-05:00

Good golly - they don't even look attractive on the models, how could they POSSIBLY look good on me???<BR/><BR/>We just got back from the Carribbean, and I totally expected to see stuff like this, but everyone we saw on the beach was really really NORMAL. Well, everyone except the topless grandma (oh yes she was).

Judyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14858511221598789469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-44396762727936303672009-01-09T13:32:00.000-05:002009-01-09T13:32:00.000-05:00

I TRIPLE DOG DARE anyone to wear any one of those the the neighborhood pool!

A Buns Lifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12611682053507407292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-67495890292766075972009-01-09T11:53:00.000-05:002009-01-09T11:53:00.000-05:00

Amazing.. bathing suits that can make the world's most stunningly beautiful and perfect women look awkward and uncomfortable. <BR/><BR/>Way to boost sales VS your going to sell a lot of those!

Melizzardhttp://www.melizzard.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-10517919293400823872009-01-09T11:30:00.000-05:002009-01-09T11:30:00.000-05:00

I love your names for them!! Hilarious! My husband actually tried to get me to buy a suit almost exactly like the "Attacked By a Shark Swimsuit" with pink on it, last summer at Victoria's Secret. I laughed at him. I might have little boobs but I'm still quite certain that they would pop out the sides in that suit.

Shastahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08872975503093860309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-47644119302275418902009-01-09T11:27:00.000-05:002009-01-09T11:27:00.000-05:00

Swimsuits like these make me glad I don't have a model's body.

karenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01015005627576368267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34369893.post-38155099645562256732009-01-09T11:23:00.000-05:002009-01-09T11:23:00.000-05:00

hysterical and sad

Feenerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05081885076553861768noreply@blogger.com