It's that time of year again, ladies! Time to slough off the dead skin, unbraid the armpit hair, paint the toesies, and do a complete shavedown...and don't forget to razor swipe those rogue nipple hairs!
Because when it comes to keeping you beachwear ready, Vicky and her Secrets won't let you down!
Let's take a gander, shall we?
When you want to show off that bellybutton piercing, this monokini fits the bill nicely!
Are the sunglasses on her head or on her chest?
Sorry, the deformed coconut ball suggestively placed via awkward wrist angle is not included with this bikini.
This child can't possibly be over the age of 13.
A mashup of the 1970's all in one suit: hideous floral and macramé!
Victoria's Secret cover-ups: The Ma Ingalls Nightgown Edition
Look what Granny crocheted for you in the nursing home!
Until next year, ladies!