Thursday, February 11, 2016

Are You Victoria's Secret Bathing Suit Ready? The 2016 Edition!

It's that time of year again, ladies!  Time to slough off the dead skin, unbraid the armpit hair, paint the toesies, and do a complete shavedown...and don't forget to razor swipe those rogue nipple hairs!

Because when it comes to keeping you beachwear ready, Vicky and her Secrets won't let you down! 

Let's take a gander, shall we?

When you want to show off that bellybutton piercing, this monokini fits the bill nicely!
 
 
Are the sunglasses on her head or on her chest?
 
 
Sorry, the deformed coconut ball suggestively placed via awkward wrist angle is not included with this bikini.
 
 
This child can't possibly be over the age of 13.
 
 
A mashup of the 1970's all in one suit: hideous floral and macram√©!
 
 
Victoria's Secret cover-ups: The Ma Ingalls Nightgown Edition


Victoria's Secret cover-ups: The Early 80's Romper Edition (tassel tanline included!)
 
 
Look what Granny crocheted for you in the nursing home! 


The My Little Pony Suit


The Edward Scissorhands Suit


The SpongeBob Suit

Oh Vicky, you're soooo punny!


Because Mommy always poses like this when she's on her knees helping you build sandcastles...


Along with needing a ponytail holder, Sally also needed to pick her wedgie.

Until next year, ladies!










 








1 comment:

Sarah said...

Oh my God - the SpongeBob suit.

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