Me: "Thanks for not noticing my lighter hair color yesterday or this morning..."
Him: "I did notice the $75 bill though."
Me: "Of course you did."
Him: "I was probably busy looking at your chest."
Me: "Good answer, dear."
Please tell me you notice. It's obvious, right? NONE of the 4 male specimen in my Trenches said a word! Apparently, I've achieved success: