Why, it's time to start thinking about bathing suit season, of course!
Luckily, we always have the ever-so-helpful Victoria's Secret at our disposal. Because their swimsuits are oh-so-practical for us moms! We should all own at least 10 of their suits.
Let's start with one-pieces, shall we?
I'm sure that metal waist piece wouldn't get hot AT ALL in the sun. Or leave press marks.
Hmmm...I feel like we've seen a variation of this one before. Yup. You mean they keep this in the rotation because people are ACTUALLY BUYING IT? I think you DIY-gals could start making these yourselves with old swimsuits! Etsy, here you come!
Moving on to bikinis...
Those metal rings serve as a perfect place to hang your keychain! Or your beer bottle opener!
Hey! When I build sand castles with my children, that's exactly how I sit in the sand too!
OF COURSE you want your ass cheeks hanging out as you're frollicking on the beach with your family!
C'mon ladies, show the world your c-section scar! But don't forget to wax! And by wax, I mean PUBES COMPLETELY OFF.
Feeling a little modest? No worries! Here are some cover-up options:
The What's the Point of Wearing a Cover-up? Cover-up
The For When You Have to Leave the Beach To Go Right to Your Candy-Striping Job Cover-up
And for when you hit the topless beach?
Don't forget your macrame booty shorts!