Friday, January 20, 2012

I Have Never...

In order to try to get myself back into the habit of blogging, I thought I'd write this fun post about things I have never done before...

Believe it or not, the idea for this came about as I was in the salad bar line at work, watching someone put clumps of tofu (I believe that's the technical term) on their salad.  And I thought to myself, "Hmmm...I have honestly NEVER tried tofu before."

So I....

...proceeded to move on.  NO WAY am I trying tofu!  I imagine its texture and taste to be a bit like a kitchen sponge. Am I right?

Here goes:

1.  I HAVE NEVER eaten tofu.  Obvs.

2. I HAVE NEVER driven successfully driven a stick-shift car.

3.  I HAVE NEVER watched one single episode of Mad Men.  Or Dexter.  Or Grey's Anatomy.  (But I HAVE watched every.single.episode. of every.single.season of the Real Housewives!  So there's that...)

4.  I HAVE NEVER really felt the urge to get a tattoo.  Of anything.  Anywhere on my body.  No thanks.

5. I HAVE NEVER been to Vermont (even though I live in New England).

6. I HAVE NEVER seen any of the Godfather movies.  Or Scarface.

7.  I HAVE NEVER ridden a horse.

8.  I HAVE NEVER had a surprise party.

9. I HAVE NEVER broken a bone.

10. I HAVE NEVER drank a cup of coffee.

11.  I HAVE NEVER taken my children to DisneyWorld.  (Related:  I have also never been to Vegas = adult Disney.)

12.  I HAVE NEVER been on Pinterest...yet.

Ok, your turn. What's one thing you have never done before?


FourJedis said...

Fun post! I am right there with you on #s 3 and 8. Thank goodness for those real housewives. Tofu is actually really good (which cooked properly). Hadn't broken a bone till a year ago. It's hard to think of stuff I have never done. I've never made a list of stuff I've never done. :)

The Mommyologist said...

I actually have quite a few of those in common with you! And you HAVE to go to Vegas. It's awesome. I'm going to BBC Vegas in should come!!

What can I add...let's see...

"I have never had a drink in my entire life."

(Just wanted to make sure you were awake).

For reals though...I have never lived anywhere longer than 6-years in my life.

I have never been to Nantucket, the Vineyard, or the Hamptons.

I have never had a bikini wax and I'm scared as hell to get one.

Heather said...

okay so I am with you on #3 (except for the Grey's part- I did get hooked for one season), #4, #5, #6, #8, #11 (Vegas - the adult DisneyWorld and I really would like to make it there before I am 40, but the may be unrealistic at this point), and #12 I acutally have my invite but haven't taken the plunge yet. I am just worried that it will cause me to waste even more time than I already do.

I've never traveled through Europe, birth a child vaginally, feed my babies formula, bungee jumped, or drank whiskey.

And along with the Mommyologist no Bikini Wax-because yes it does scare me!

Kelly from Canada said...

I have never left a comment on a blog before.....until now. I just wanted to let you know how nice it is to hear from you again! I only started reading your blog about 6 months ago, and didn't realize how much I enjoyed it until you disappeared!

WorkingMom said...

You had me at #3, until you listed "Grey's". And #12. I've also never been to Vegas. Or Canada, which I'm told is just Northern Vermont to us New Englanders.

Tara said...

Good way to jump start blogging again!
Hmmmm.... a never? How about this, I have never....

Ok, I can't thing of anything good - weird things happen to me, or around me, or just in my life.

My husbands suggestion is "I have never run naked in the rain." Which is funny, because I have never run naked, in any weather.

Greta said...

Tofu is can actually be pretty good if you know what to do with it (I don't anymore)! But yes....chunks on top of stuff? No thank you. I have several tattoos (and want just one more), and drink copious amounts of coffee. We've been to Disney World once, and it was a lot of fun. And I've been to Vegas a couple of times (not quite as much fun).

Lynda Schrader said...

Fun list
I have never bungee jumped ( nor will I).
I have never jumped out of a plane

Katie Benedetto said...

I've never had a full-time job (teehee!).
I've never broken a bone.
I've never felt the urge to get a tattoo either (phew!).
I've never read the last 3 1/2 Harry Potter books (I know, I know!)

Cool idea, Sarah! :)


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