Thursday, January 26, 2012

Forget About Finding Bigfoot!

My boyz are obsessed with the show "Finding Bigfoot" on the Animal Planet channel.  Our DVR is chock-full of episodes, and every time I enter the room, there the 3 of them are, eyes glued to the screen.  (Nevermind Bigfoot, now THAT is a phenomenon!  3 boyz sitting quietly and NOT fighting?!)

Honestly, I haven't given the show much attention.  While they are watching, I am usually making a healthy meal or cleaning or exercising face-deep into Facebook or Skype, but I DO listen to it.

And from what I can gather, there's some dude named "Bobo", a woman, and 2 other dorks scientists who sit around in the woods in the middle of the night with infrared lights and make weird animal noises, in hopes of attracting a Sasquatch.  (Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the names Sasquatch and Bigfoot are interchangeable?)

Uh, do these folks have lives?  Is this their actual job?  Do they get paid to hang out in the woods looking for giant hairy creatures?

Because, you know what?  As a busy full-time working Mom of three, I have some ideas for what these people could do BESIDES trying to find (an imaginary creature named) Bigfoot:

How about coming over to my Trenches where it's warm, indoors, and where no middle-of-the-night hours are required and...

Finding My Keys?

Or...Finding Out Who Really Broke That Toy?

Or...Finding a Quick and Healthy Meal for Me to Make?

Perhaps...Finding That Damn Other Winter Glove?

Or...Finding Me More Time in the Day?

Ooooh!  I got it!  

How about Finding Me The Remote?

So I can change the channel to Toddlers and Tiaras.  Or Dance Moms.  Either, really.


The Coupon Goddess said...

When you find all of those things, will you come and help me find my sanity? It's been missing for a long time and I'd sure like to have it again.

Anonymous said...

Between your 3 boys and my 2 boys I think they are keeping that show on the air. Ugh. And yes I believe sasquatch and big foot are interchangeable.


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