Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Big Brother - Week 1 - Head of Household

I promise this isn't going to turn into a television recap blog.  I PROMISE!

However, for some reason, I feel compelled to write about this summer's Big Brother Season Too Many 13.  A lot more people than you would think watch it.  I mean, it's summer.  What the hell else is on?!  I admit, I didn't watch the first 2-3 seasons, but after that, the lure of yet another bad reality tv show beckoned to me, and I was hooked.

So much so, that I even have my MOM watching it with me every summer while she's here.  (She's hooked too.)  It's now part of our summer routine when Granny 911 is in town.  Yeeehaw.

So with all that being said, here's what I thought about the premiere episode:

1.  Right off the bat, all the males annoyed me.

2.  Porsche Car (I mean, really?)  (I'm totally calling her Car going forward) is not gonna be a savvy player.  And her boobs aren't all that.

3.  Cassi is gorgeous.

4.  Shelly certainly has had some work done on her (Lisa Rinna-like) lips.

5.  Jordan is playing up the Jessica Simpson character a leeeetle too much.

6.  Does Daniele speak?  Does Daniele wear anything but clothing circa 1983?  Does Daniele realize that blondes have more fun?  (She looked so much prettier as a blonde.)

7.  "Evel" (the moron even spells it wrong) Dick needs to realize that guess what?  You're not Steven Tyler.  Nor will you ever be.  Lose the black fingernails dude.  And lose the rocker persona, and just face it - you're OLD.

8.  Rachel's laugh could be used as a torture device.

9.  Is anybody EVER gonna beat her?!

Summary:  Rachel wins the first HoH.

2 comments:

Venassa said...

I agree with SOO much of this. The guys all kind of suck this season. The only guy I like is Jeff, and I didn't even watch his season of Big Brother. #6? I could not agree more.

needsatimeout said...

I am watching it right now and I am a little lost and I used to be an avid watcher, maybe I am just not into as much as I used to be in past years. Looking forward to your updates (pretty please) so I can keep it all straight in my head.

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