Wednesday, May 11, 2011
For me, that item is the banana.
(And oh, sometimes the green apple.)
I try my best, I swear.
I bring the banana (and/or apple) to work each and every day.
And then it sits there.
And mocks me. (If that banana in the picture had a middle finger? It would be sticking up.)
Getting browner and browner. And smellier and smellier. (The banana).
Getting softer and softer. And duller and duller. (The green apple.)
Until with a sigh and a flourish, I dutifully toss them in the trash.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this.