Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Making Fun of Others is Fun! Wheeeeee!

It's no secret that I'm not feeling very good about myself right now.

And we all know that when you are feeling down, the best way to totally make yourself feel better is to make fun of others, right?


So yes, we took the boyz to an indoor water park facility this past weekend.  An indoor water park facility attracts allllllll kinds, let me tell you.

It was a feast for sore eyes.  Or more like a sore feast for the eyes.  

So hang on.  Here we go:

Wet wife beater tank tops - because yes, mister, we alllll want to enjoy your hairy nipples

Miss Hustler here was a mother of two.  And to think I almost wore those EXACT SAME shorts!

So instead of a bathing suit, OF COURSE you wear your matching pink shorty shorts and tank top.  Warning to others:  ENTIRELY see through when wet.  Children, avert your eyes please.

Hey look, it's Bob!

I twittered and facebooked that there were definitely more tattoos than children in the waterpark.  Also:  gross hairy men.

Whew.  I feel so much better now.  Being snarky works every time.

[Please note, Hubby and I amused ourselves by taking these cell phone pics with only a mere hour left in our stay. Trust me, there would have been puh-lenty more if I had gotten this idea sooner.]


Workout mommy said...

Oh, I SO needed this today! Thank you for the great laughs!! :)

Rita Templeton said...

Haha! It's like the aquatic version of "People of Wal-Mart." :)

Whirlwind said...

Hopefully the "natives" won't be there when we go in 3 weeks - of curse, we are going early on a Friday - so hopefully we will beat the masses there.

MommaKiss said...

I really really really am glad you don't have the front of that chick in the tank top. shudder.

Fairly Odd Mother said...

Oh Em Gee. People of Walmart, indeed.

Rebecca said...

These pictures have made me fall even more in love with you! This is something I ALWAYS want to do, but I chicken out b/c I think I'm going to get caught...what's your secret?

The pink shorts...WTF???

The hairy orange dude...seriously???

mom2booandbobo said...

Hilarious! We could be twins. I always feel so much better about myself after seeing what other people wear in public!

Anonymous said...

OMG I love you........


Jodi said...

Oh my. Those are real pictures. Of real people. In public.

Thanks for the giggle.


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