And we all know that when you are feeling down, the best way to totally make yourself feel better is to make fun of others, right?
So yes, we took the boyz to an indoor water park facility this past weekend. An indoor water park facility attracts allllllll kinds, let me tell you.
It was a feast for sore eyes. Or more like a sore feast for the eyes.
So hang on. Here we go:
Wet wife beater tank tops - because yes, mister, we alllll want to enjoy your hairy nipples
Miss Hustler here was a mother of two. And to think I almost wore those EXACT SAME shorts!
So instead of a bathing suit, OF COURSE you wear your matching pink shorty shorts and tank top. Warning to others: ENTIRELY see through when wet. Children, avert your eyes please.
Hey look, it's Bob!
I twittered and facebooked that there were definitely more tattoos than children in the waterpark. Also: gross hairy men.
Whew. I feel so much better now. Being snarky works every time.
[Please note, Hubby and I amused ourselves by taking these cell phone pics with only a mere hour left in our stay. Trust me, there would have been puh-lenty more if I had gotten this idea sooner.]