Winter means not shaving...anywhere. For warmth, of course.
Unfortunately, it's that time of year again ladies! Time to feel even worse about our bodies than we already do!
So smooth down that leg hair, swallow the cupcake and sit back and enjoy, because it's time for your sneak peek at the 2011 Victoria's Secret Swimsuits!
First of all, what grown adult woman lays in the sand like that...EVER?!
Because weird tan lines are super sexy on one's back...or on one's arm.
Yee-haw! Introducing the Redneck Swimsuit. Tattoos and Marlboros not included.
Because most women usually go to the flower market dressed like that.
Mayday! Mayday! We've got a left tit that's about to jump ship!
The Madonna "Into the Groove" swimsuit circa 1985
I don't know about you, but certainly my #1 priority in a bathing suit is that it smooshes my boobs like pancakes. With just a hint of nipple tease.
Step 1: Tie-dye a shirt. Step 2: Shred shirt. Step 3: Tie shredded ends together. Step 4: Sell as a bathing suit for $160.
"C'mon children. Momma's got her coverup on and is ready to take you to the playground!"
After her grandmother died, Karen found the perfect use for grandma's coffee table doilies.
"Honey, do I have a wedgie?"
Awesomest Comment: I don't even bother looking VS when I'm in the mall. Just makes me want to walk in, strip down, and say loudly "Oh yeah?!? Well, you come to me 25 years and 3 kids from now and we'll see how the perky have fallen!" --Making It Work Mom