Monday, December 20, 2010

Ode to My Frickin Waistline


Finding holiday clothes is such a pain,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season for weight gain,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our elastic-waist apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
To eat and drink with Auntie Carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the array of goodies before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fail to button pants and cuss
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in abject gluttony,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
And then proceed to act all slovenly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the holiday passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new year with much bigger asses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Whine we must about our size,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
And then start 2011 with diet and EXERCISE,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

3 comments:

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

Ha! SO true! I think you just described me.

Kimberly said...

Oh lawd this is so true. I want to stab my scale after the holidays. It's so cruel to me.

Jeannie, Jane, Angel, Mommy, etc.. said...

SO very true! Now I am going to be singing that song to myself as I sit her finishing some cute handmade christmas presents.

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