You see, their house (our childhood home) is a mecca of STUFF.
Not on the level of needing a Hoarders intervention, by any means.
I'm just saying that a visit from Niecy Nash could be beneficial.
My Sis and I played the *Let's Laugh At The Stuff in Mom and Dad's House Game*.
(C'mon kids, play along!)
(Hey, the damn half marathon didn't start until 1pm. We were antsy.)
To start, we raided the medicine cabinet.
That's my Sis's BINGO! face.
Oh look, a prescription. From 1997!
Children's Benadryl. That expired in MAY OF '99.
(Related: NO WONDER why the boyz slept so well that night...)
Heh. I'm only kidding.
And finally, we have this:
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told...
But wait! There's more!
Here's a sneak peek at what other "interesting" things we found when we played the *Let's Laugh At The Stuff in Mom and Dad's House Game*:
Not an optical illusion. That's a phone book. From 2007. Seriously. Sitting in a place of prominence on top of the FIRST GENERATION microwave (that still works).
And then there's this coffee mug that has been around for as long as I can remember. As kids, we of course didn't "get it". Now I think it's fricking hilarious.
Stay tuned, though. Coming up next...
MY PARENTS' BASEMENT!