Justin Bieber telling someone to give him 2 years until he's in rehab.
Ciara may want to try a new waxing salon. Her bush is outta control.
Quick! Someone get Evan Rachel Wood a sammich!
JT has obviously been practicing Tyra's art of the SMIZE.
What to do if the raccoons are raiding your garbage at night. Make the whole annoyance into a dress!
Katy's flowerbuds are covering her flowerbuds.
Because why WOULDN'T YOU have a tattoo of the state of Florida in the middle of your forehead?
Does this pic make you involuntarily clutch your earlobe? It does me.
...and now I feel compelled to cover my crotchital area.
Do you think Selena Gomez is breaking out in hives on her neck from the Reynolds Wrap dress itself or from the gaudy baubles ON the dress?
Usher wants everyone to know he was late due to flooding in his
The original camel toe.
What do you think is the total number of STD's standing on that carpet right now?
Oh, this reminds me...it's lunchtime! I think I'll have a BLT.
*All photos from mtv.com