Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Whine. And Then WINE! And Then a Sports Bra for Wine!

THE SCENE:  Me.  In the car.  Hot and frazzled.  Cranky and whiny.  Three LOUDLOUDLOUD children in the backseat, excited with their purchases of new books (Eldest), Red Sox Crocs (Baby) and a new Nintendo DS game (Middle) using their very own "moneys" from their velcro wallets.

And then, off in the distance, I saw it.

Shining like a beacon in the sunlight.

I could barely make out the words, but I felt it calling.  To me.

A brand new red storefront.  Off in the distance.  Beckoning.


I felt compelled to take a closer look.  To see if the rush of excitement I was feeling was indeed true.

Could it be?

YES.

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Speaking of wine (and my love for it), I am excited and honored to be one of twenty bloggers in the CleverGirls Wine Club!  See that snazzy link on my right sidebar?  Well, if you click on it, you will see this month's special vino selections.  Any if you order 3 or more bottles - the shipping is free!  So check it out!

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And if you order the wine?  And need somewhere to put it?  And happen to be flat-chested?  Well, then, there's this!
"The Wine Rack - every girls best friend!


Turn an A cup into double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends! Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too! Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks. The Winerack was developed to “Fill Out” our product line if you will."

Oh. My. God.

(I may just wear this on my next run.)

8 comments:

Classy Fab Sarah said...

For real, I need a Wine Rack. Yesterday.

The Empress said...

I would LOVE that store!

Pollyanna said...

Hmmmm, the wine rack is a little weird. First off you have a little tube coming out of your bra, then you and perhaps your friends are taking hits off it. Finally, at the end of an hour (or less depending on the number of friends and/or hits needed at any given moment) you have a deflated chest to explain. Well, let's just call it interesting . . .

Eva Gallant said...

That is hilarious! Love it! Just dropped by from SITS to say hello. Hope you will find time to do the same.!

Serenityville said...

CROCS!!! haha! How's hubby?

countryfriedmama said...

I'm really upset that I didn't know about the Wine Rack in time for my birthday. That item would solve so many of my problems...

Tania - Chicky Chicky Baby said...

I am laughing like hell because that could be my car you photographed. Yes really. And I too was gazing longingly at that store, waiting for the day it opens.

A mega store? For WINE?? Field trip!!

Suburb Sierra said...

Address, puhleez. I have lots of free time now that I'm unemployed and I'm sure Massachusetts won't mind me using my unemployment checks on Mommy juice. Thanks.

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