Friday, July 09, 2010

Well Played, Kelly Ripa (An Ode to the Fug Girls)

Have you ever read Go Fug Yourself?  It's definitely one of my guilty pleasures.  So when Christine kindly sent me this picture that she snapped at the Electrolux event, it immediately reminded me of the Fug Girls and how they create imaginary dialog between subjects in a photo.


SARAH:   Hi Kelly!  So nice to meet you.  Boy, that stage makeup is quite orange-y in person, huh?  I suddenly feel the urge to buy a Willy Wonka candy bar.  For you.  To eat. 

KELLY RIPA:  Pardon me, but your boob is pressing into my concave chestal area.

SARAH:  I'm so sorry, but if it makes you feel any better, it's not really my boob.  It's just my heavily padded Victoria's Secret bra.  Maybe if I tilt my head away from you that will help?  And as a matter of fact, those gold pokey things on your dress kinda hurt.  Who are you wearing?

KELLY RIPA:  Gryphon.  And killer Brian Atwood shoes.  How about you?

SARAH:  Ummm...let's see...Ann Taylor Loft outlet store tee shirt.  Ann Taylor Loft skirt.  And uhhh...Bandolino flats.  Oh!  And Spanx!

KELLY RIPA:  Sorry I asked.  Next mommyblogger, please!

16 comments:

Shell said...

LMAO!!!!

Yes, please, give her something to eat!

MommyLovesStilettos said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I love this! :)

Golden said...

lol!

What I want to know if how do YOU know what dressmaker she was wearing? How do people know these things of find them out???

CaraBee said...

Hilarious! Love GFY! So is she as unbelievably itty bitty tiny as she looks?

Monnik said...

Ha! Love it! And I love GFY. Nice job!!

(Ann Taylor Loft is my outfitter of choice too!)

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

LMAO! She does look rather, um, Oompa-Loompa orange.

I would have the same problem ... except when she asked me what I was wearing, I'd be all, "Wal-Mart top, Target jeans ..." :)

Scary Mommy said...

HA!!! That dialogue is perfection.

workout mommy said...

hahahahaha!!! hilarious! thank you, i needed a laugh right now!

Serenityville said...

So funny....and love the shirt!

Jen said...

My dear, this post was hysterical!!!!

Manic Mommy said...

I noticed in the group pictures just how truly *minute* she is. It's not natural! You look fab.

And Christine and I go to the same elementary school (teeny tiny world).

Julie {Angry Julie Monday} said...

Awesome....

Brandy said...

Oh my gosh this is hilarious!

Venassa said...

I love Go Fug Yourself.. you write dialog as well as they do!

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MollyinMinn said...

I am still laughing. This was hilarious.

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