We learned about trash today at school for Earth Day. I told my teacher that we have a recycla-bing!
You know - a recycla-bing - where we put our soda cans!
Ohhhh, you mean a RECYCLING BIN?
Uncle Dan works for Madidas. It's where I got my baseball cleats. See? They say MADIDAS.
Don't you mean ADIDAS?
Yeah. That's what I said. MADIDAS.
(While building with blocks) Mom, this is where the soffet is.
The soffet? What's a soffet?
You know. Where water comes out when you take a bath.
Ohhhh, you mean a FAUCET?
Stop! I demand that you think I'm cute.