Are You Victoria's Secret Bathing Suit Ready? The 2010 Edition
It's that time of year again all you Moms out there! Suck it in, stick them out, and prepare to be dazzled by Vicky's 2010 TOTALLY PRACTICAL swimwear line!
This one is for all you crafters out there: Origami!
Or if you prefer, Hand Shredded! Totally practical. Cuz if your suit snags (like they always do) NO ONE WILL EVEN KNOW!
Free your inner cavewoman. Bone for hair not included.
How 'Bout Them Tan Lines?
Her right boob apparently CANNOT BE CONTAINED.
The For God's Sake Eat a Sammich Swimsuit
The female version of Borat's suit. Super practical for those postpartum breastfeeding mothers out there!
But for those of you who are a bit modest, there's always the option of the full coverage swim skirt!
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24 comments:
I love when you do this. "Bone for hair not included" cracked me UP.
The breast feeding one kills me.
I admit to liking that first one.
The second one is flat ugly no matter how you look!
Heyyyy, how'd you get these pictures of me ...? ;)
Sarah, you have out done yourself on this one! I'm sitting her LMAO!! I love the breastfeeding super practical suit! I can't stop laughing!!!
The commentary rocks!
Yeah, I am so going to run right out and get me one of those swimsuits....
NOT!
O.k., these are hilarious.
I'm fairly certain that first one was made with a Cricut machine.
What? A swim suit where you actually have to worry about bikini-line hair? What's the point?
And that breastfeeding one is ridiculous. Especially if you don't have long hair.
Finally! Manufacturers are making swimsuits that will suit my middle-aged post-baby body. Phew.
Suit #4 is made for the family, really. The kids can practice the cat's cradle for hours while Mom gets some sun.
Odd that my catalog hasn't arrived - I'm pretty sure I'm their target market.
OMG These are so darn funny!
Thanks for the laugh today. I needed it.
I am now seriously depressed..Odd suits but couldn't wear them if my life depended on it.
Love the Borat - totally practical.
Where are the swim burquas?
The nursing suit was my fave! I'm never eating again...
There are not enough Pilates hours in the day... Pass the donuts.
OMG! that was funny. Loved your commentary.
I like the first one... and the red. Not sure that I'd really suit them, though.....
painful... just painful...
thanks for the laughs.
seriously. who wears this stuff? is this the brazil edition? And when did ribs get so attractive for swimsuit models? I thought they were moving towards more athletic builds. Its kind of ridiculous.
Oh yeah...I could definitely pull off the cave woman one.
Who wears these things?
I will wear them all simultaneously. Because I'm modest.
We thought this was so hilarious, Sarah!
--Wendi
(Mouthy Housewife extraordinaire)
Even at 18 I couldn't wear one of those. Now, forget about it!
Brilliant! I love the boob with the mind of it's own: "I want the spotlight! I'm the better boob!"
hahaha!
You should win another award for this post:
Best one-liners. Seriously, where do you come up with them all???
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