What the hell kind of description is "juice drink in a blend with another juice"? Hello? I want to know what the OTHER juice is!
Or is it a secret juice perhaps?
Jeez, this mystery is getting juicy, isn't it? (I know. I slay myself.)
(And the more I write the word JUICE, the weirder it looks. Juice, juicy juice juice...)
Wouldn't it be more succinct for Shaw's to simply label it "White Cranberry and Grape Juice Drink"?
But then again, if they had, I wouldn't have been able to eek this (lame-o) blog post out of it...