So he wanted a brownie (at 10 a.m.) The answer was no. Then he wanted a Christmas cookie. The answer, again, was no.
Then he wanted a "valentime".
"Mom, so can I have one? Can I? They gots nutrition, right? You said they did."
"Bud, what do you mean, silly? It's not Valentine's Day. It's Christmas."
"You know - a valentime! I want one."
(Somewhat kinda paying attention; but mostly not) "Honey, Valentine's Day is in February. Besides, you can't EAT a Valentine. I have no idea what you're talking about."
"One of 'dose 'fings! You know, dat you peel that skin off?"