As I was getting ready for work, Eldest came into my room and announced, "I have gym today!" He then started talking about what sort of game they have been playing in gym class (something involving Star Wars, dodgeball, Jedis, yadayadayada).
I wasn't sure if Eldest knew that my dad (his Poppa) used to be a P.E. teacher when I was young, so I started to tell him:
"Well, did you know that when I was a little girl..."
He interrupted me, sighing heavily.
"Yeah, I know. There was no such thing as computers way back then, right?"
So NOT what I was going to say. The little turd.