The other day, I was reading some Brain Quest questions to all 3 of the boyz. (After I had them conjugate some verbs and memorize the Declaration of Independence, that is...)
One of the questions was:
"If a man has a wife, then what does a woman have?"
Without skipping a beat, 5-year old Middle piped up,
Another Brain Quest question was:
"What major organ pumps blood throughout your entire body?"
Eldest's answers were coming fast and furious, but all were wrong.
"Your brain!" "The liver?"
Middle and Baby were just being silly: "Your eyes!" "Blood!"
Finally, I interrupted them and matter-of-factly pointed to my heart.
"You guys - it's this! What's this?"
From 4-year old Baby: "Your boob?"
And then the snickering and giggling ensued.
I'm so doomed.