Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Apparently They Take After Their Father

The other day, I was reading some Brain Quest questions to all 3 of the boyz.  (After I had them conjugate some verbs and memorize the Declaration of Independence, that is...)

One of the questions was:

"If a man has a wife, then what does a woman have?"

Without skipping a beat, 5-year old Middle piped up,

"BOOBS!"

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Another Brain Quest question was:

"What major organ pumps blood throughout your entire body?"

Eldest's answers were coming fast and furious, but all were wrong.

"Your brain!"  "The liver?" 

Middle and Baby were just being silly:  "Your eyes!"  "Blood!"

Finally, I interrupted them and matter-of-factly pointed to my heart. 

"You guys - it's this!  What's this?"

From 4-year old Baby:  "Your boob?"

And then the snickering and giggling ensued.

I'm so doomed.

17 comments:

Noelle said...

oh, golly! that's priceless! i think you're right...they probably do take after their dad!

i'm a follower now...

Life As I Know It said...

Oh, I SO sympathize with you. From one mother of boys to another...we are, indeed, doomed.

beenomom said...

Aaah Sarah, you got me laughin' outloud with this one!! They are pre-programmed I swear to God!!

Good luck to you but hey atleast there not all girls. I really think that would be worse!

workout mommy said...

omg, that is hilarious!

(of course, this is another glimpse into my future so I'm sure I won't be laughing in a few years!) :)

Michelle said...

Hilarious!! My son did something close to that a little while ago where he kept asking me what they were for and such. *sigh*
But look on the bright side, at least you'll never have a daughter come ask you how to use a tampon!

Lolli said...

Hilarious! Those are some classic boy answers.

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

Yep! It's amazing how early they pick up on that. Since I had Coby two months ago and am breastfeeding him, Cameron has become obsessed with "boobies." Curtis thinks it's funny, but he wasn't so thrilled the other day when Cameron pointed and said, "Daddy's boobies?" :)

Cassie said...

Very funny. I guess they do get their obsessions with boobs at a young age!

Jen said...

LOL! Totally taking after their Dad, right?

SugarBritches said...

That is hilarious! Boys got to love them. Cash is always poking my boobs and saying look mama its bouncy! yeah. thanks. I know.

Vodka Logic said...

You had me after the first Boob. Well done boys lol

Judy said...

Shhhhh....

I've successfully dodged the boob-bullet for four days now...

Fishbowl said...

awesome, funniest post ever!

gaelikaa said...

haha! No you're not. They all do that!

Shell said...

Too funny! Following you now- as a fellow mom with 3 boys.

Cecily R said...

Hahahahahaha!!! I LOVE it!!! Evie has just discovered boobs...I'm sort of tired of being poked and giggled at in public. :)

Alexandra said...

That was SO funny!
Don't you just love boys at that age?
Some of the funniest memories are from that age.

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