[Disclaimer 1: First pic taken from Run Faster, Mommy's blog and second pic grabbed off of Petunia Face.]
[Disclaimer 2: I'm not saying that I actually shit myself when I run. It's more like I feel like shit when I'm running. But I feel good afterwards. But not enough so that I look forward to running everyday, by any means.]
[Disclaimer 3: Hope you weren't eating.]
12 comments:
Wow! I just nearly spit water out of my nose when I saw that second photo. I have heard (and may have experienced) runner's poops but never to that extreme!! EWW
At least you are actually doing the running! I see your mileage ticker increasing.
Uh, YUCK!!!
hahahahhahahahhhaaaaaa!
Very funny! that is just what my scales are telling me too!
I don't think I have ever heard of picture 2 happenning, but in my own experience - wetting myself would not be out of the question.....3 kids - no more control.
I heart being given credit for running diarrhea photos! :)
But good for you for running. I just ate an almond croissant for breakfast, and now I'm at my computer where I plan to sit for a few hours. Awesome.
a) That first picture made me choke on my drink. Lol. That's hilarious!
b) At least you feel good after running. I feel great when I go running, but afterwards I feel like I'm going to vacate my bowels, like, oh, get out of my way, NOW. My dad, a marathon runner, is the same way.
c) I should usethat as my excuse to never go running again.
d) I'm so sorry that I've been a lousy blogger lately. These last few weeks are kicking my ass. Thank you so much for all of your support and for checking in on us =) I really appreciate it and your comments always make me smile.
e) That first picture is still making me laugh. Good pick! (And great post!)
Next time, could you bump disclaimer 3 to the top, PLEASE? Thanks.
holy you know what!! i clearly skimmed the picture then had to "relook" after reading the disclaimer - gross. and now i wish i hadn't!!
I am with you (in regards to the first pic). Secondly, well - I was glad to see the disclaimer :)
aagggh! That second picture!!!!
Keep on moving, it will get easier.
and at least it's some peace and quiet, right? :)
How is that even possible to crap your drawers running? ugh, double ugh
I need to print out that first picture and tape it to my bathroom mirror. And I need to try really hard to erase that second picture from my memory.
First picture - best one EVER!!! Second one - notsomuch. I am a runner so I totally appreciate the humor!
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