Riddle me this, ladies.
What is the purpose of that extra button on the inside of our pants?
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
You know the button of which I'm speaking, don't you?
The one that constantly pushes into
The one that
(Seriously, it's not just me, is it?)
I wonder what idiot thought of this completely stoooopid and wholly unnecessary mechanism?
Probably a man.
A skinny man at that.
(It's not obvious that I'm PMSing, is it?)
*trotting off to