Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Buttons Buttons Everywhere


Riddle me this, ladies.

What is the purpose of that extra button on the inside of our pants?

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

You know the button of which I'm speaking, don't you?

The one that constantly pushes into my your gut and leaves a perfect press mark?

The one that I you never button?
(Seriously, it's not just me, is it?)

I wonder what idiot thought of this completely stoooopid and wholly unnecessary mechanism?

Probably a man.

A skinny man at that.

(It's not obvious that I'm PMSing, is it?)

*trotting off to eat an apple bury my face in a bag of chips while wearing comfy pj pants, with the button press mark from today's work pants still embedded on mah belly...*
This one's called "Sweet Relief in a Drawstring"

11 comments:

Heather said...

i do not button it either - too much trouble when i have to pee

Shasta said...

I don't button it either, I have no idea why it's there.

Chris said...

Oh? So they make jeans with buttons? I had no idea. I totally go with the drawstring look daily. I'm not sure I could even figure out how to put on a pear of jeans anymore.

Yes, most definitely thought up by a man.

Chris said...

Did I seriously just write PEAR of pants? I must be hungry. But if that were the case, shouldn't I write "a chocolate of pants"?? What the heck is wrong with me...

Fiona said...

hate that button!

Allison said...

oh so true!

Michele Renee said...

I ignore those too. If a coworker ever has a need for a button to replace a lost one we can just cut out that button and hand it over. Actually I think I'll go cut them all out.

Angella said...

I live in yoga pants. What are these "buttons" of which you speak?

;)

Fishbowl said...

I polled a friend, she couldn't come up with a good reason for them either. Although, I have to say, the larger I am, and the tighter the pants, the more these buttons keep the clasp from popping loose. Not pretty, I assure you.

Anonymous said...

First time I've commented but I love your blog! I *think* the button on the inside is a spare, in case the main button falls off! And I've had many of those button dents in my belly at the end of the day too, hate that!

-Jenny

Stalker v1.5 said...

I spit in that button's general direction!

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