Have you ever been at a store, in the dressing room, trying
And you find it's impossible to reach that back zipper so you can't zip it up all the way.
But then you find you can't zip it back down either.
So you're essentially STUCK in a dress.
You try lifting it over your head.
And then you almost get it STUCK AGAIN right above your chest but below your armpits.
Desperate, you contort your body in ways you never deemed possible, reaching around for that mother 'effin zipper. Sweating and cursing all the while.
No? This has never happened to you?
Nevermind then. Carry on.