Monday, February 16, 2009

OBVIOUSLY

Me: "Eldest, so why is the character called Captain Underpants?"

Eldest: "Mooooooooom. Because he's a captain who wears underwear. Duh."

*****

Middle (from the backseat of the car): "Mom, can I open the door?"

Me (excitedly): "ABSOLUTELY not! The car is moving! If you ever opened the door, you would fall out and it would be a horrible accident and I would be very sad." (We have child safety locks, by the way.)

Middle: "Ok. I won't ever do that."

Baby (whom, at only 3, manages to convey sarcasm expertly): "Hello??? He's buckled! He wouldn't fall out."

*****

Middle (whilst watching Baby and Eldest compete in a fierce game of knee hockey) (which, by the way? Was definitely the boyz favorite Christmas gift, aside from the Wii.): "Who's winning?"

Eldest: "It's tied, 5 to 5."

Middle: "So who's winning?"

7 comments:

Whirlwind said...

My youngest (age 4) recently opened up the door on her grandparents Xterea as they were getting on the highway. I think it scared her enough not to try it again. The van doors are too heavy for her to try and open (and too far away from her seat). Thankfully, they were buckled in right.

Amy @ Milk Breath and Margaritas said...

This is so funny! I love that baby's all over it!

Fratzels said...

Ahhhhh....3 little men! Your youngest sounds like a kid I could get along with!

Jenni Jiggety said...

Maybe he meant winning in general...like at the game of LIFE?

Deep.

Manic Mommy said...

I had the *exact* same conversation with Gremlin about opening the doors. He also informed me they were in their carseats.

I think he also rolled his eyes at me.

amanda said...

baby cracks me up - hellooo??

soo funny!

Patois said...

Hey, did the knee hockey cause the subsequent itchy knee syndrome? (Hereafter known as IKS and pronounced as icks.)

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