Me: "Eldest, so why is the character called Captain Underpants?"
Eldest: "Mooooooooom. Because he's a captain who wears underwear. Duh."
Middle (from the backseat of the car): "Mom, can I open the door?"
Me (excitedly): "ABSOLUTELY not! The car is moving! If you ever opened the door, you would fall out and it would be a horrible accident and I would be very sad." (We have child safety locks, by the way.)
Middle: "Ok. I won't ever do that."
Baby (whom, at only 3, manages to convey sarcasm expertly): "Hello??? He's buckled! He wouldn't fall out."
Middle (whilst watching Baby and Eldest compete in a fierce game of knee hockey) (which, by the way? Was definitely the boyz favorite Christmas gift, aside from the Wii.): "Who's winning?"
Eldest: "It's tied, 5 to 5."
Middle: "So who's winning?"