In case you didn't watch, here's some quick snippets of what you missed:
Eva Longoria: How could she NOT have had a nip slip?
Seth Rogan: Got skinny!
Tina Fey: Wit personified.
Sally Hawkins: Emaciated.
Tom Cruise: Looks just like his mommy.
Rita Wilson: Holy boobs!
Salma Hayek: Speaking of, looks like Salma brought her very own "golden globes" to the show.
Anna Paquin: Get thy teeth fixed.
J.Lo: She birth twins and then wore THAT? Hate. Her.
Sting: Channeling Grizzly Adams.
Eva Mendes: Best Necklace.
Drew Barrymore: Best Dressed.
Hayden Panettiere: Runner-Up, Best Dressed.
Cameron Diaz: Ugly-pretty. HDTV is NOT kind to her.
Angelina: Would it kill her to smile instead of smirk?
Maggie Gyllenhaal: Worst Dressed.
Renee Zellweger: Runner-Up, Worst Dressed.
Debra Messing: Worst Hair. (It was a post-gym 80's frizzy ponytail.)
Rumor Willis: Did indeed slouch and hunch, much to her Mom's chagrin.
Slumdog Millionaire: Apparently, a must-see. (Have you seen it? If so, what's the scoop?)
And Adrian Grenier: HOTTEST. The End.