Thank you for accommodating the Trenches family. It was so kind of you to book all five of us from 9:00-11:00 this morning so that we could all experience the joy of your dental chair. I can't think of a better way to spend a Saturday morning. Especially around the holidays, when there's hardly any other stuff that need to be done.
I must apologize for my breath this morning. You see, I had a meetup with The Girls last night, and it was the first time all 6 of us had been together since Myrtle Beach. Needless to say, drinking (of alcoholic beverages) was involved. I attempted to mask the noxious morningbreath fumes with mouthwash, and then gum, but I'm pretty sure you weren't fooled. Thankfully (for you) you wear that mask that covers your nostrils.
Eldest's new cavity? Totally blame his father. He's the one who buys him the Hubba Bubba NON-SUGARLESS gum.
And Middle and Baby's thumb-sucking? I KNOW. They need to stop. Perhaps you would like to come visit the Trenches and enforce the "no thumb-sucking" rule, Mr. Dentist? I guarantee you it's easier said than done. We're fully aware that we will be paying out the ass for orthodontia.
Thank you for offering "prizes" to the boyz when they were done with their "teeth tickling". However, it wasn't necessary for you to allow them free reign over the prize drawer. I now have 3 fake worms, 2 pretend cell phones and 2 bouncy balls that will
See you again in 6 months!
Sarah and her Trenches family
P.S. When you asked me if I flossed daily? Uh, I totally lied. But I did floss last night when I realized our appointment was today.