Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Weekday Morning Madhouse

Well, the good news is that I've been keeping up with my workouts.

I've finally got it figured out: I'm someone who HAS to exercise first-thing in the morning, or else I simply DON'T. So, ever since Myrtle Beach (and my unmentioned nightmarish bout of jean shopping - from which I'm still scarred), I've been dragging my ass out of bed at an ungodly hour that most still consider MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT and trudging down to the basement to work out with Jillian, who says pleasant things like, "I want you to feel like you.are.going.to.die" and "By the time this 2 minutes of cardio is over, you should be gargling.your.heart." You know - lighthearted fare for 5:oo a.m.

And when Jillian's done barking at me, I get on the bike for 20 minutes and watch the morning news. All in all, a decent morning workout. In a quiet Trenches. Free from any mommy guilt that I should be spending time with the boyz. Because they're all still nestled in their beds, slumbering away.

But the bad news? Mornings are a bit more rushed for me. As it is, I'm getting up at (brace yourself) 4:45 a.m. Once I've done my workout and have fed my addiction checked my e-mail and Facebook accounts, I schlep back upstairs around 5:45ish. And shower and get ready for work. If he's not already woken up by one of the boyz, I get Hubby roused (not AROUSED, you pervs) around 6:20ish.

Here's the thing though: I have to be out of the house by 6:45, at the latest. Or else I miss my train. Usually by the time I'm done getting ready, Hubby is back upstairs, and is getting himself in the shower.

So this morning - this was the scene as I tried to extricate myself from the premises (granted, it wasn't a typical morning because usually all 3 of the boyz have school on Tuesdays and there is some semblance of a routine: eat breakfast, brush teeth, get dressed. Today is a teacher in-conference day, so there's no school. Thus, no morning routine. More like a free-for-all.):

Middle (my couch potato) was watching something on Cartoon Network that was most likely NOT age appropriate;

Eldest had just done some sort of "project" involving glue and tiny pieces of construction paper at the kitchen table (I have no idea where he found the glue. Come to think of it, I didn't even realize we had any glue.);

Baby was whining for pancakes while stomping around in high heel boots that he pilfered from my closet;

I grabbed my multivitamin and coat and noticed that it was already 6:43 - shit!;

Baby saw me and wanted a vitamin. As did Middle, who came rushing in for an orange Spongebob vitamin; Baby wanted MY vitamins, not Spongebob ones. More whining. For adult vitamins AND pancakes.

Eldest was rummaging through our junk drawer, searching for something for his project;

Baby was reaching in the junk drawer behind Eldest, trying to grab the stapler;

Eldest tried to shut the drawer, hip-checking Baby onto the floor where he sprawled, still wearing the high heeled boots over his footie pajamas.

Middle was suck-sucking away on his thumb staring zombie-like at the Y7 cartoon; Eldest was yelling; Baby was crying;

Hubby was in the shower;

And Momma ran out the door.

7 comments:

Amy @ Milk Breath and Margaritas said...

HA! You ran away!

I'd love to read Hubby's post about what happened this morning when he got out of the shower.

Manic Mommy said...

In my house, that's called "pulling the pin." Unfortunately, I'm the one stuck with the live grenade.

Angry Julie Monday said...

Yea, my workingouts have sucked lately.

I think I need to get me some Jillian.

Clare said...

First, i have to tell you congrats for the great workouts in the middle of the night, hehe! i can't even imagine how hard it is to try and get out of the house in the am, but good for you!!!

Jenni Jiggety said...

4:45 am? YIKES! What time do you have to go to bed?

More, More, More said...

Oy girl! 4:45??!! Yes that is the middle of the night! I am the same though - I can only exercise in the AM or not at all except Mon & wed when I am at the gym for the kids swim team practice - love those days cuz I don't have to get up so damn early!

Hey... Happy 1 year work anniversary! Yeah!!

Ladybug's Picnic said...

Ditto the morning workout. I have to get up and go down to the basement at 5:45 or else it doesn't get done. What do you think of Jillian? Worth it?

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