I thought I had never seen anything more disgusting than the Ped Egg.
Foot-related, that is. Remember, I have 3 boyz. There is LOTS O' DISGUSTING in the Trenches.
I was wrong.
When my Mom and I were randomly shopping this summer at Linens 'n Things, I saw this in the checkout line. But I didn't dwell on it, merely thinking to myself, "Oh it's just one of those wacky As Seen On TV items." It did kinda make me PIMMAL though (puke in my mouth a little).
THEN, this past weekend, when I was clipping coupons...(Shut up. Yes, I clip them. Not that they necessarily get used. Just cut out of the Sunday flier and thrown on top of the microwave. Cause I'm organized like that.)
[By the way, how do you pronounce it? COO-PONS or CUE-PONS? Hubby and I both say it with "coo".]
...I saw this. And then REALLY gagged.
Is this a sign from the universe that I need to de-tox my frickin' feet???? Do you SEE the AFTER picture??? (*involuntary body shiver*)
Do you think it smells? (Just made myself gag with that one.)
But wait! There's more.
So I'm sitting there on the floor in the sunroom, clipping coupons, trying to get the visual of BLACK FOOT GOO out of my head, when I turn the page of the ads and see...
A $2.00 off COUPON for Kinoki Cleansing Detox Food Pads.
(*choking down the nausea to shuffle off on my apparently IMPURE FEET*)
[So, does anyone want the valuable coupon? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? You get it only on the condition you buy the product, use it and give me a full report. I promise I won't ask you to smell the "after" part.]