Saturday, July 05, 2008

A Marriage Story

One upon a time, there was a Husband and a Wife. One night, the wife decided to slather Vasoline all over her feet, as they were dry and cracked, and also blistered from running. After she did that, she put on white ankle socks.

Later that night, it was bedtime.

The Wife wore her pj's and her socks to bed.

The Husband wore nothing.

One thing led to another, and marital relations were had.

Afterwards, the Husband noticed her socks. They were still on.

The End.

17 comments:

Unknown said...

Sex-ay! Of course he didn't notice until AFTER relations were had!

Jessica said...

LOL I do that too. Works wonders on your feet.

Anonymous said...

Oh man, that's funny! I've made my husband promise to NEVER wear socks during relations...ever.

But, now I'm intrigued... I, too, have cracked heals. Does vaseline really work? If so FANTASTIC!

Scary Mommy said...

We've so been there. Sexy!

Manic Mommy said...

Of course they were! Greasy sheets? Eww.

Socks are frequently left on here. Because my feet are generally the temperature of a corpse.

amanda said...

is there any other way to have relations??

:)

Anonymous said...

A perfect story :-)

AnnetteK said...

I bet those were some sexaay socks!

Amy said...

Ha! Very sex-ay!!

Anonymous said...

In our house it's the opposite. although I'm not sure he uses vaseline first.

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iheartchocolate said...

FUNeee

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA

Jessica @ Little Nesting Doll said...

Excellent. You TOTALLY just reminded me of this, please tell me you've seen it before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

It's business time!

Janet said...

So, you're saying he didn't knock your socks off?

Kidding. I joke. I'm sure he's a rock star.

Anonymous said...

lol Janet's comment. I tend to have a frigid wife policy: If I'm rocking the socks? Somethin'-somethin' no cocks.

azusmom said...

Too funny! You should wear those socks more often, nudge nudge, wink wink!

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