Thursday, June 26, 2008

Boob Inventory

While we were on vacation in Myrtle Beach, Hubby and I (on one of our two "date nights" ALONE while the boyz were back at the condo with their grandparents!) stopped at a huDge golf shop (and trust me, there are MANY of these in Myrtle Beach) (and, furthermore, this was NOT my idea of a perfect date night, although we did compromise and I did manage to squeeze in some shopping at the outlets) (although I felt rushed because Hubby just WAITED outside each store for me)...

Where was I?

Oh. The golf store.

Anyway, Hubby ended up buying 2 golf visors. A new orange one for himself and a child's size blue one for Eldest (who had been asking for a visor like Daddy's).

When he gave it to Eldest the next morning, Eldest, instead of reacting with excitement, looked a bit puzzled and just stared at it.

You could practically see the wheels in his head turning. Trying to figure out what sports team's name was written on the visor.

With a perplexed expression, he furrowed his brow and addressed Hubby with the pure innocence of 6-year-old-ness:

"Tit list? What team is that?"

My boyz wearing their new Titleist visors on the beach.

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20 comments:

fairytalesandmargaritas said...

That's priceless! Reminds me of the Sean Connery Jeopardy skits on SNL!

Adam said...

That is really funny!

Adam

http://adam-finch.eachday.com

A Buns Life said...

Why, that's daddy's favorite team son! You are going to get a lot of google hits with that post title! :)

Rae said...

OMG too funny!

Amy @ Milk Breath and Margaritas said...

Oh my gosh this gave me the giggles! Your post title is perfect.

Oh kids. Did we ever have fun before kids?

(Don't answer that.)

amanda said...

snort.

just too flippin funny :)

PinksandBluesGirls said...

That is GREAT! I actually had my oldest son ask me last night while we were watching Dora... "how do you say vagina in spanish?" UM? HELLO?
Ahh... boys! I love reading your blog!! Makes me laugh so much!!!
best,
Audrey

pjmomof3boys said...

That there's ammunition.

He starts acting out when he's, say, 16? You just threaten to tell that story to his girlfriend.

You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried, could you? :)

Pinks and Blues said...

Oh, I laughed so hard! I truly didn't see it coming! THAT could be a comedy sketch.

Sharon - Pinks & Blues

AFRo said...

ROFLMFAO. Mr. AFRo enjoyed that one too.

Wendy said...

That's so funny!!! What a crazy kid. He cracks me up.

carrie said...

That is too funny! Kids say the darndest things, right? :)

iheartchocolate said...

That was funny.

Ashley said...

Just another day in a houseful of men huh? It never surprises me what comes out of their mouths. That was a good one though.

Lynette said...

That's funny. I took mine to Olive Garden and she says, Mommy have you ever had a chocolate mouse? No, honey..but I do enjoy chocolate MOUSSE from time to time.

Janet said...

Don't all guys eventually make a tit list? He's just starting early. ;)

Deutz Family said...

I found your blog not too long ago and I must say you are HILARIOUS! I especially loved the blogs about the puking episodes! Have to admit, it did kinda sound like The Griswalds!!!

Scary Mommy said...

That is too funny. I love their brains!

SassySouth said...

OMG - that is hilarious! Love it! Can't wait for my little man to start coming up with these! He's already on his way!

youarekiddingme said...

It's moments like those that make the children worth keeping!

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