Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Public Service Announcement


If you proceed to eat this type of Easter candy with reckless abandon all day at work, a canker sore will instantaneously appear on your tongue. Also appearing? Strong feelings of nausea and self-loathing.

You're welcome.

[For the record, 'twas not I who purchased the 2lb bag of Robins Eggs on clearance. A sadistic generous co-worker did. Blech. Must now resume couch potato position while moaning and clutching my bloated belly.]

6 comments:

Jen said...

noted with thanks.

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Amanda said...

Must pitch this crap in the circular file. Now!

Wendy-MommyInTheKnow said...

Yes, I just found out that indeed what I have been telling my kids is true, jelly beans are very bad for your teeth. Nothing like having a filling come out.

SnappyCasualGifts said...

My hubby bought me the 2 lb bag for Easter. I have tried to eat very few b/c there are 32g of Carb for only 8! That is crazy but they are so good.

Amanda said...

The same thing can happen after consuming multiple bags of 17 cent clearance Cadbury mini eggs.

I added your request to my "ugly things" list, btw. ;)

Mom of 5 said...

I hear you!!!! My mother buys me these EVERY year because they are called "Robin Eggs" and she thinks it's funny to give me candy with my name in it.

Easter candy is evil! I limit the children's intake, but I can't seem to stop myself. Do as I say, not as I do is not always a good thing.....

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