Thursday, April 10, 2008

Not What I Wanted To Be Doing...


...at ass-crack-of-dawn o'clock.

Famous Last Words (me to Middle): "Hurry up and go pee so you can eat your cereal before it gets soggy!"

Yeah, you can probably guess what happened next.

In his rush to "hurry up" (as Momma instructed), somehow the pee-pee got tangled up in the pullup that got tangled up in the zip-up footy pajamas.

This happened at 6:38 am. I have to be out the door by 6:42 am in order to catch my train. Hubby was in the shower.

So there I was, in my work clothes, on my hands and knees, sopping up piss off my child and the bathroom floor.

The worst part? It was that dark yellow, smelly FIRST MORNING PEE that had been festering in his bladder for oh....10 hours or so.

12 comments:

A's Mom said...

Great way to start the day... hope the rest of your day is better!

azusmom said...

It seems to be a theme. My son peed in his pajamas, too. First thing this morning!

I hope the rest of the day goes well!

Sensitiva McFeelingsly said...

Ewww! The morning pee is the smelliest! I don't even like going into the bathroom after my husband in the morning because it is so putrid.

I hope your day got better from there!! :)

Worker Mommy said...

Ahh...good times for sure :(

Janet said...

I clean up far too much pee in my day to day life.

Jen M. said...

I hereby award you MOTHER OF THE DAY Award. You win. Nothing says dedication like cleaning up first morning pee.

Gah.

Sheila said...

What I can't stand is middle of the night puke. The kind that makes you go through all your sheets so the kids end up sleeping on towels, which is probably just as well anyway.

Except then they feel so badly they want to get into bed with you. And face you. Ugh.

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Angry Julie said...

Oh, totally been there.

I had to clean up Caden pee in our bed, 2x last week.

I think our sons are very close in age too!

Amanda said...

Duuuude!

Sean was peeing last night, apparently wearing a long t-shirt. Avery went to check on him and apparently out of his line of vision she was underneath swatting at the stream chanting, "Want some!"

GHD said...

And isn't it always when you're in a rush...

I hope your day got better!

Ramblin' Red said...

Yikes....I hate cleaning the bathrooms because of pee anyway - let alone having it be that fresh!

Deb said...

UGGGGHHHHH!!!! Well, at least he doesn't take vitamins or eat asparagus, right? Or does he?

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