Monday, March 10, 2008

Seeing the Light

Hubby and I had a romantic date night on Saturday. Yeah, we shopped at the local hardware store, Sears and then Lowes. Can't you just feel the passion?

Anyway, maybe it's just my dirty mind, but I swear all flush-mounted (heh) overhead light fixtures look like boobs. And the ones that don't are the cheapy 80's models that we were trying to replace.

So now we have 6 giant tits hanging from the ceiling.

This is exactly what we bought. I'd say it's a nice 38DD, wouldn't you?

25 comments:

tulipmom said...

So funny! We have one of those ugly 80s models in the baby room and were just talking about replacing it.

At least now I know what to ask for at Home Depot.

Melizzard said...

Just the catagory Flush-Mount sounds dirty so of course they look like boobs.

Must have been the reason we subconsciencly went went with the semi-flush ones even

Smiling Mom said...

We bought one of these, installed it, and THEN realized that I have a large boob hanging from my ceiling. :-) I've never claimed to be too quick on the uptake! But yes, we have one of those over our kitchen sink.

Hey, if it'll get my husband to do the dishes, I'll hang 4 of them within reach!

GRAY MATTER MATTERS said...

Hee Hee, although I have to tell you, I once bought one of those electric toilet brush thingies, and I found the "wand" part kind of embarrassing. I am soooo mature.

amanda said...

tee hee :) we had the same romantic weekend at lowes only we were shopping for curtains and storm doors!!

totally love the boob lights - when we built our first house we couldn't stop laughing! glad to know we aren't the only ones w dirty minds :)

Janet said...

We have a light fixture that came with our old, old house that looks like a tulip opening it's fertile petals to an unknown suitor. I don't know which is worse: the boob light or the va-jay-jay light.

karen said...

I will never be able to look at a flush-mount ceiling fixture the same way again!

Chicky Chicky Baby said...

I always called those things "boob lights" and for some reason they have been in almost every single bedroom I've ever had.

'Cause nothing says lovin' or a good night's sleep more than a giant mammary looking down at you.

Petunia Face said...

That is one COLD 38DD boob light.

Amanda said...

We are currently debating kitchen light fixtures and I have that same thought. Cannot have massive teats hanging from the ceiling.

Anonymous said...

Are you prepping the house for a sale??? Is this part of the big news??

Jessica @ A Bushel and a Peck said...

Great...I have one of those in my foyer, one in my hallway, and one in my toyroom. I never saw boobs before, but now I do! Thanks a lot! :)

AFRo said...

You should link this to Absolutely Bananas' Make Me Laugh Monday post because the fact that you have tits hanging from your ceiling is FUNNY!

Michelle said...

We had these in our apt too! When we lived there we used to call them our boob lighting. Nice to see that we weren't the only ones looking to the ceiling seeing boobs.

Shauna Loves Chocolate said...

Hilarious! The thing is that, when we were shopping for fixtures, Gavin and I couldn't get over the "booby" ones - and you can't believe how many stores we had to go to in order to see a variety of non-boob fixtures.

It was especially important because the room has only two fixtures so it would definitely look like boobs.

(And we both acknowledged that we probably thought they looked like boobs because I was still nursing at the time.)

Much More Than a Mom said...

Hahahaha! I love it!

Ali said...

we have a few of those tit lights in our house too. they make me laugh whenever i look at them. because i'm 12.

Buford Betty said...

Hahhahaha - we totally have boob lights in our house. The "nipple" isn't quite so.. nipply... but we've always called them the boob lights!

Alex Elliot said...

We have a similar light and I've always said that it looks like a giant breast.

Angela said...

I call those lights the same thing.

Deb said...

Yay for boobs!!

Caffeine Court said...

We have the same ones...and my husband gets horny every time he changes the light bulbs.

Erin said...

We have some like those, I will never be able to look at them the same way... :P

Mommy said...

We have those TOO! Yes, yes, DD for sure!

SGM said...

And they're so perky!
Hilarious comparison.

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