Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Me Being Obnoxious

As I was walking in downtown Boston this afternoon, I saw a woman walking down the street with...shall we say, to put it nicely...an ill-fitting bra.

It literally looked like she had 4 boobs because the tops of her titties were NOT contained and were thus overflowing, causing there to be a dividing line where her bra ended and the rest of her boobs began their boycott.

Not pretty, people. Not pretty.

And yes, I totally stared. Hey, it didn't help that her sweater was turquoise blue.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.


Barb said...

Oof. Guilty. Well, not of wearing a bright blue sweater but very guilty of having gained weight and not gained a bra in a bigger size. Thanks for pointing that out... you know, before I show up in some sort of Glamour Don't.

I was hoping it wasn't noticeable because trying to find time to go bra shopping in the midst of a cross-country move? About as likely as me planning out my Weight Watchers points for the day.

Amanda said...

I cannot bear to brave the intimates section of any of our local department stores, thus I am forced to endure the ill-fittingness of my bras as I enter what can only be described as the whale trimester of pregnancy...well endowed whale, that is.

AFRo said...

Bwahahahahahah!!! I work with a lady that does this on a DAILY basis. After about six months, I told her about Oprah's show on how 75% of American women are wearing the wrong bra. She DVR'd it the next time it came on and after Christmas this year, 2 of her boobs disappeared. It was amazing.

QueenMother said...

Eww..I can't stand that. I actually have to go get some new bras this weekend, but my problem is the opposite-I am losing weight and boobs!

Mom of 5 said...

I am guilty of not being fashion conscious. However. I do make sure all flab and extra flesh is well contained and concealed.

I do it out of kindess for the general public. NOBODY needs to see that.

Mama Drama Jenny, the Bloggess said...

I'm guilty of the uni-boob. Sometimes when all your regular bras are dirty you *have* to go with the strapless tube bra. And when that one's dirty I wear the nipple-less strapless tube bra I bought for double-breast-pumping.

petit elefant said...

Ha ha ha ha. I just came across your blog {via the uber hilarious bloggess} and your isn't too shabby either. So funny.

Alex Elliot said...

My moms group is going to a department store for bra fittings next week.

Major Bedhead said...

Oh my god, what a great idea for an outing, Alex!

I need new bras. Thankfully I'm not spilling out of mine. Well, not thankfully, really. It's kind of sad to lose the nursing boobs. They were bountiful.


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