So I'm tuning into E! with Ryan Seacrest (What is his appeal? And why can't we get away from him?)
Anne Hathaway--TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Look! It's Jessica Alba and her pregnant boobs. Did she adorn them with feathers in hopes that we wouldn't stare at them?
Calista Flockheart couldn't be any more flat-chested.
Not a fan of Hilary Swank's dress. Too safe and boring. And kinda goth at the bottom.
Katherine Heigl--channeling old school classic beauty. I approve.
HATE Renee Zellweiger and her constant pouty lips (the girl only seems to have only one expression, am I wrong?) and her chopped hair.
Ok. 8:00. Showtime! (And Big Brother is on too!)
Wha? It's not on yet? It starts at 8:30?
*sigh* I'm tired already. Tonight is gonna be a long one, folks. Gotta go fuel up with some more caffeine...