Thursday, September 06, 2007

Overheard In the Trenches

Me, the ultimate glutton for punishment, feeling all good about myself because I've been running so much lately, approaching Hubby by dramatically twirling and spinning in my work dress pants, all cocky, saying: "Doesn't my butt look smaller?"

Hubby, without missing a beat, says: "Than what?"

19 comments:

Southern Fried Girl said...

Oh hubby. Oh dear. Why do you never wanna have sex again? Or risk a shot to the nads like that.

That's a brave man.

Pinks & Blues Girls said...

Ohhh... he didn't get the "Honey-your-ass-has-always-been-perfect-but-now-your-ass-is-even-more-perfect-if-that-is-possible" memo.
Sharon - Pinks & Blues Girls

Dena said...

HA!!! He was not thinking straight this man of yours!!! thanks for the laugh!

Dana said...

Aren't husbands great?

tulipmom said...

Next time come to us. Most of us have never seen your ass, but that won't stop us from reaassuring you it looks smaller than ever! Like don't go too much smaller or it might disappear altogether!

Last night we were looking at photos from the wedding we attended a month ago. I made some comment about "too bad I don't look like that (ie... that good) anymore."

Hubby couldn't even get out "What are you talking about?" without a smirk on his face.

pinks & blues girls said...

Leave it to husbands to know how to knock you down a few pegs. When will they learn that, "You've never looked thinner" always works? Even when everyone knows it's a complete lie!?

Jane, P&B Girls

Carla said...

It has taken much coaching but usually my husband will ask,"Are you losing weight?" when I'm in a bad mood. :)

Michelle said...

That's such a typical Scott response! I know you look great, friend - I've seen your pics!

painted maypole said...

Did you reply "Your head" and then smack him? Because I would have. ;)

Violence. It solves everything. ;)

Angela said...

sounds like something my husband would say

Blog Antagonist said...

Oh, don't hate me but I snickered. That said....he should be ashamed of himself!

MadMad said...

You let your husband see your butt?!!

slouching mom said...

He sounds like my husband's twin.

Shauna Loves Chocolate said...

Than the foot that's about to kick your *ss!

hqm said...

I wish husbands could have butt issues!

Jenn said...

...Than that nasty bump on your black eye?

Patois said...

Very funny, but he clearly is second to you in the funny department. Let him get one in every now and then to feel worthwhile.

Cate said...

OUCH!

Cherann said...

I know what'll make you feel better...do what I do. I taught the Princess to say that she, jr and mommy have teeny tiny butts but daddy has a big fat butt.

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