Thursday, August 09, 2007

Careless Blogging


Warning: Apparently this is what happens when you decide to take a break from packing to post a picture on your blog of your boyz eating popcorn at the ass crack of dawn:

Your (sneaky) Baby may decide to take the opportunity to drag a chair over to the kitchen counter, climb up on the counter, and begin stuffing his mouth with (2 kinds of) gum. And then he may not be able to get down. So he will start crying. Which will alert you to cease blogging and will allow you to catch him in the act. Baby will cry louder because 1) he's still stuck on the counter, 2) his Mommy is yelling at calmly admonishing him for getting into the choking hazard gum, 3) he knows that he's been busted and 4) his Mommy won't stop snapping pictures!

Game over. I'm easily Mother of the Year.

26 comments:

Jenn said...

Careful with the tiara that you get for winning that contest.

Tarnishes quickly, very quickly.

Mrs. Chicky said...

You should get a medal. ;)

slouching mom said...

This made me laugh out loud. I'm right there with ya, lady.

Carla said...

I seem to be calmly admonishing quite a bit lately!

AmandaD said...

Hmm, these posts bring out the tacky in me: What's the can say? Is that a Coors Light? No, I think it's Coke. Dang, I'm a Pepsi person. Are those hot dog buns? Marshmallows?

Anything to learn more, draw more parallels.

You are divine Trench Mama!

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

I love you for taking the picture before helping him!

I am a careless blogger, too...

adymommy said...

Careless blogging rocks! Of course when the hubby asked what I was doing I always say "laundry" in my sweet innocent voice. I don't think he buys it but he never argues it either:p

That picture is so cute!

Tammy Duplessie said...

My son got into the bathroom and started plunging the toilet while I was blogging once. There was water everywhere. I since put a child-proof knob on the door. lol

Jen M. said...

YOU made my day! I have had "one of those days" today with the kids and I just came in my office to get away for five minutes and your blog is the first I read and I feel better already. A. Because you made me laugh and B. Because somebody out there had "one of those days" too - only much earlier than mine ;)

Seriously - I needed this.

JustMe said...

I'm guessing you could start a "MOM OF THE YEAR" award -- and I'm pretty sure you'd have some tough competition! Laughed A Lot when I read this. Sounds like my little guys.... Never a dull moment!

Kerry said...

funny... wait until he stops ratting himself out like this! Cute little guy!!

The Parents Zone said...

There is no doubt there will be tough competition...if you start "mom of the year" award...and it's going to be very tough pick one among them...


"Every mom is the best mom...because she is a mom"

Dena said...

HILARIOUSSSSS!!!

Janet said...

Time can never mend, the careless blogging of a good friend...

With apologies to George Michaels.

I sometimes wonder why I introduced this additional distracting to my life. But then I get busy reading some blogs, and forget all about it.

QueenMother said...

Tell me about it on the Tarnished Tiara-how do you think mine got so tarnished? LOL! What is it about kids and gum.

QueenMother said...

Tell me about it on the Tarnished Tiara-how do you think mine got so tarnished? LOL! What is it about kids and gum.

Worker Mommy said...

This picture could have been taken in my house. Damn them for getting old enough and strong enough to be able to drag chairs over to be able to reach in to the cabinets :)

Tracy said...

Like your son, I like to stuff my mouth full of two kinds of gum after eating popcorn at the ass crack of dawn.
I think that someone should design a Careless Mom Blogger award. That is one that I would totally work my ass off to get! I always get the picture before I get them out of their predicament. You're a smart thinker!

CG said...

I love the picture. Especially the gum in the mouth.
Poor Baby!

Tinamtl said...

HAHHAHA I used to snap picture of them crying too. Tony thought I was so cruel. I would just say - I want to cherish this moment.

Joy, of course said...

Ya know, my constantly taking pictures of my children after their transgressions is having a negative effect. It's hard for them to take my scowls seriously when they are hamming it up for a photo.

Very funny. I am finally catching up on posts after my hiatus, and you are off to cape cod. I too am so sad to see summer go.

Shauna Loves Chocolate said...

You're a true blogger - you take the picture before you help him. Awesome.

Angela said...

Two seconds, kids are fast everywhere in the world

Janice (5 Minutes for Mom) said...

LOL - well what can you do BUT get the camera right? I mean you ARE a blogger!

Cherann said...

Ha! Caught red handed. Just think, because you blog, you're kids will have a complete journal of all their good and bad antics...great bribery tools in the future.

Laura McIntyre said...

LOL , i do the same thing don't worry.

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