Warning: Apparently this is what happens when you decide to take a break from packing to post a picture on your blog of your boyz eating popcorn at the ass crack of dawn:
Your (sneaky) Baby may decide to take the opportunity to drag a chair over to the kitchen counter, climb up on the counter, and begin stuffing his mouth with (2 kinds of) gum. And then he may not be able to get down. So he will start crying. Which will alert you to cease blogging and will allow you to catch him in the act. Baby will cry louder because 1) he's still stuck on the counter, 2) his Mommy is
Game over. I'm easily Mother of the Year.