Dear Ice Cream Truck Driver,
I get it. I get it. Summer=ice cream. Hearing the jingle jangle of the ice cream truck on a hot and steamy day is just oh so precious. But could you do this mother a favor? Please? Can you not drive through my neighborhood at 5pm? I promise you your sales will increase by tenfold if you rearrange your schedule and drive through my subdivision at a more, shall we say, appropriate time, instead of right before freaking dinnertime!
My bleeding ears thank you in advance.
On behalf of Mothers everywhere,