Monday, July 23, 2007

The Horrific Fate of Barbie In the Trenches


I took a picture of her parts exactly where I found them so as not to disturb the crime scene. I'm thinkin' that the perpetrator has a penchant for blueberries.



21 comments:

Colleen said...

Poor Barbie

I'm wondering if there is some kind of message. A clue to be had... Barbie, blueberries... hmmmm.

myminivanisfasterthanyours said...

Sucks to be Barbie!

Carla said...

I think she looks fab.

slouching mom said...

Funny. That's just what happened to Barbie in our house! (Minus the blueberry connection, which I must admit stumps me.)

Wendy said...

Add another career to her already busting at the seams resume: crime victim. I would say murder, but she is still smiling. Maybe she wanted blueberries, but didnt need to bring her whole body.

Tinamtl said...

You are freaking hilarious!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

I love a good sick sense of humour!

(my sister used to give my Barbie dolls PUNK hair cuts when I was little. To make me crazy! Just thought I 'd shared that. LOL)

tulipmom said...

Still trying to piece together the blueberry connection but decapitation? Yea, she had it coming!

Whirlwind said...

Barbie suffered a detached leg at our house this week. Luckily, the surgeon was able to reattach it.

Polly Pocket on the other hand did not survive the trauma of losing her her entire lower body. She was found in no less than 5 pieces.

Annie said...

Discerning sons you have ;)

pinks & blues girls said...

What I want to know is, how did a Barbie doll get mixed up in a house of three boyz!? Haha. My brothers actually used to torture my Barbie dolls all the time just to make me and my sister upset. I guess it's a boy thing!

Jane, P&B Girls

painted maypole said...

ha ha ha ha ha

But where is the black tape body outline?

Amanda said...

Holy crap! Did Briar sneak out? Are our kids already messing around because my tender firstborn loves her some blueberries and Barbie beheadings!

Shauna said...

You're too much. LOVE this!

andi said...

Huh. Barbie's murderer also lives at my house. But it looks as though mine wields an ax. And uses it to cut their hair before chopping them in two. It's a terrible sight, I tell you. Terrible.

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

I think you have a future as a detective!

Jenn said...

Nice Job, Starsky. Hutch is probably still out chasing down the details of wtf her clothes are.

Decapitating Barbie? Think I heart your kids.

JMA said...

I have to agree with Wendy. I think that Barbie is so emaciated, so desperate for nourishment, that she voluntarily popped her own head off, then, propelled herself along the floor toward the blueberries by alternatively flashing her megawatt smile and frowning.

Just a theory though. I have no formal training in crime scene investigation, other than watching C.S.I.

Shell in the City said...

Too funny!! My guess - Middle did it in the library with a candlestick!

Dena said...

You make me laugh!!!!!! I thought i Was the only one who created Barbie crime scenes.... lol

Houses, Couches and Babies said...

Since my son is obsessed with with Toy Story, I am thinking it was Sid, Andy's nasty neighbor boy.

Cherann said...

Poor barbie. Maybe they got mad at her because they couldn't see what was inside her underwear...

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