Saturday, June 30, 2007

Smaht and Stooopid

Smaht: Wanting to multitask and exercise YET STILL spend time with the children.

Stooopid: Jogging 30 minutes while pushing double jog stroller containing Middle and Baby and not realizing said jog stroller's tires are pretty much flat until arriving back at house (sweating profusely) and having Hubby point out such obvious fact.

Smaht: Wearing i-Pod while jogging (so as not to have to hear children bickering in stroller).

Stooopid: Trying to have conversation with 2 and 3 year old while still wearing blaring i-Pod and thus inevitably being heard by surrounding countryside.

Smaht: Having the intent to exercise.

Stooopid: Not bringing a bottle of water. Think of a dog who is in desperate need of a drink with its tongue hanging to the floor. Yep, that'd be how I looked.

Smaht: Stopping jog stroller abruptly in order to pick up Baby's sandals that he managed to kick off.

Stooopid: Muttering "You're killing me!" while stopping and scooping up said sandals while wearing (blaring) i-Pod which probably wasn't much of a mutter, but more of a shriek.

Smaht: Deciding to have yummy margaritas tonight.

Stooopid: Buying margarita mix first, and then going to liquor store and buying $20 bottle of Jose Cuervo, while noticing $11.99 JUG of entire margarita mix (including liquor) on store shelf.

Smaht: Having yummy margarita.

Stoopid: Having more than one margarita and then blogging.

Ni-night.

13 comments:

feener said...

cute !!! cheers to you for running....i started up before vaca and hoping to start again this week.

andi said...

Ha ha. Great post. I for one am stoopid as I'm spending the evening sans margarita. Boo!

Annie said...

Kudos again for trying the exercise! You put me to shame!

QueenMother said...

Yeah-yeah..you may RUN, but I PRETEND to run which is much harder to pull off. ;) I feel your pain. I am still popping vicodin so no margaritas for me. I did have a muscle relaxer before bed, but I avoided blogging. You and feener are putting the rest of us to shame.

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

I haven't tried drunk blogging yet....

Shell in the City said...

Smaht - Getting yourself to the store to buy the mix & liquor

Stoopid - Dreaming of a margarite and being too lazy to go buy the necessary ingredients!!

pinks & blues girls said...

You're hilarious! I can totally picture it!

Hey, at least you made the effort to work out AND keep the kids entertained. That's what counts. :)

Jane, P&B Girls

My Minivan Is Faster Than Yours said...

Great story! I do some of my best blogging while on Ambien. It's always fun to wake-up and the next day and see what I've written :)

Jen M. said...

Okay but you still come out on the smaht side of things for running with the flat tires, because the resistance provided a great upper bosy workout IN ADDITION to your cardio.

I think alcohol + computer = fun times. Especially if I have a credit card number handy and can coherently type in Gap.com

Kerry said...

too funny - great post!

Surviving Motherhood said...

*smile*

CakeHead said...

Stoopid: not realizing what smaht meant until half-way through the post (then I got the whole accent thing...DUH!).

Totally cute post. Kudos to you for having the incentive to work out.

Queen Heather said...

I've always steered clear of the liquor included jugs. Because it probably doesn't have neeearrrrr enough liquor in it for my tolerance level.

But does it? Hmmmm??

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