Smaht: Wanting to multitask and exercise YET STILL spend time with the children.
Stooopid: Jogging 30 minutes while pushing double jog stroller containing Middle and Baby and not realizing said jog stroller's tires are pretty much flat until arriving back at house (sweating profusely) and having Hubby point out such obvious fact.
Smaht: Wearing i-Pod while jogging (so as not to have to hear children bickering in stroller).
Stooopid: Trying to have conversation with 2 and 3 year old while still wearing blaring i-Pod and thus inevitably being heard by surrounding countryside.
Smaht: Having the intent to exercise.
Stooopid: Not bringing a bottle of water. Think of a dog who is in desperate need of a drink with its tongue hanging to the floor. Yep, that'd be how I looked.
Smaht: Stopping jog stroller abruptly in order to pick up Baby's sandals that he managed to kick off.
Stooopid: Muttering "You're killing me!" while stopping and scooping up said sandals while wearing (blaring) i-Pod which probably wasn't much of a mutter, but more of a shriek.
Smaht: Deciding to have yummy margaritas tonight.
Stooopid: Buying margarita mix first, and then going to liquor store and buying $20 bottle of Jose Cuervo, while noticing $11.99 JUG of entire margarita mix (including liquor) on store shelf.
Smaht: Having yummy margarita.
Stoopid: Having more than one margarita and then blogging.