Thursday, June 21, 2007

Middle's Meandering Mind

A few quips for you, courtesy of the oh-so-eloquent 3 year old Middle:

Mommy: "Middle, enough! You're whining again."
Middle: "No I am'nt".

Mommy: "Middle, you have a booger nose. Let's try to blow it."
Middle: "I want the snot-snucker!"

What child in his right mind requests that a nasal aspirator be used on his nose?

15 comments:

Jennifer Playgroupie said...

Me! Me! I want the snot sucker!

Queen Heather said...

Only a child of your loins would be crazy enough to request the snot sucker! bwahaha!

CakeHead said...

Hehehe, my son used to love the nasal aspirator too. Then he got over that and just asked me to pick his boogers for him.

Cate said...

Both my boys L-O-V-E the snot sucker. Mind you when they were babies they would scream like you were trying to pull their brains out through their little noses. But now...the smile when they see it come out, and laugh as it's sucking the boogies out.

I have wierd children, eh?

Suburban Oblivion said...

LOL!! My youngest will request it, then fight me when I go to use it.

Jenn said...

The child that knows that you probably don't have it with you.

Annie said...

We have used the snot-snucker a lot in this house this week - contemplating using it on myself, it's just that bad!

Miss E screams bloody murder when I take it out, her baby brother isn't bothered by it at all.

Shauna said...

Nicholas used to ask for it. I thought he was weird, too.

Jen Magnuson said...

Ewwww! Boys can be icky ;) My oldest boy likes to snort everything in when he has a cold. He tells me he does this so he doesn't get an "imfection." I just think it sounds gross.

Joy, of course! said...

Oh this is so funny! And gross. Only a boy.

mothergoosemouse said...

Mine was happily playing with it earlier today. But lots of her behavior is inexplicable.

Tinamtl said...

A boy. LOL

QueenMother said...

Better the nasal aspirator than to be followed around CVS by the Caveman carrying three plungers screaming, "But I need these for making POOP in the poootteee." Much love, my sister-QueenMother

My Minivan Is Faster Than Yours said...

That is sooo funny! I'm trying to teach my kids to request I continue to grow out my pinky fingernails for just such occasions!

binkytown said...

I don't know, maybe he's on to something?!!! Must find my aspirator..

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