A few quips for you, courtesy of the oh-so-eloquent 3 year old Middle:
Mommy: "Middle, enough! You're whining again."
Middle: "No I am'nt".
Mommy: "Middle, you have a booger nose. Let's try to blow it."
Middle: "I want the snot-snucker!"
What child in his right mind requests that a nasal aspirator be used on his nose?