In honor of all the brouhaha surrounding this book, I thought I'd share with you a few Secrets:
*Don't eat yellow snow.
*Beer before liquor, never sicker; liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
*The ABC Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same melody. Go ahead, try it out.
*The more expensive the pair of sunglasses you have, the more likely you are to lose them.
*Beans, beans the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat your beans with every meal.
*You can't hurry love, no, you just have to wait, because love don't come easy, it's a game of give and take.
*Ordering a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, super-size fries and a super-size diet Coke isn't going to help you lose weight.
*If you're happy and you know it, than your face will surely show it.
So there you have it. Now you can save the $13.17 it would cost you to order the book on Amazon.