Wednesday, May 02, 2007

The Secret



In honor of all the brouhaha surrounding this book, I thought I'd share with you a few Secrets:

*Don't eat yellow snow.

*Righty-tighty; lefty-loosey.

*Beer before liquor, never sicker; liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

*The ABC Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same melody. Go ahead, try it out.

*The more expensive the pair of sunglasses you have, the more likely you are to lose them.

*Beans, beans the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat your beans with every meal.

*You can't hurry love, no, you just have to wait, because love don't come easy, it's a game of give and take.

*Ordering a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, super-size fries and a super-size diet Coke isn't going to help you lose weight.

*If you're happy and you know it, than your face will surely show it.

So there you have it. Now you can save the $13.17 it would cost you to order the book on Amazon.

18 comments:

Jennifer said...

Thanks for saving me some dough!

Who knew the secrets are all so simple!

Summer said...

I don't know what the big deal about that book. I think the secret of life is to stay happy, and to do things you enjoy. You don't need a book to tell you that.

Shell in the City said...

Thanks for "The Secret" synopsis. Yours is way better than what Oprah is promoting!! I can relate to losing expensive sunglasses. Now I buy cheap ones, but still manage to lose them or sit on them!!

tulipmom said...

Really, what more does one need to know?:)

Don't even get me started on how many times I've lost a pair of prescription sunglasses.

ed's girl said...

i guess everything you need to know you did learn in kindergarten,huh? that was a fun read, and wow--ABC and Twinkle,Twinkle--who knew? :)

ed's girl said...

i always wondered how to spell "brouhaha"? We used to call a tubal ligation that in surgery.
:)

Amanda said...

I like, if you are going to have a hard time looking at yourself in the mirror afterwords, don't do it. Period.

Cherann said...

I see, you've been collecting these little bits of wisdom since your teen years..."beer before liquor never sicker", "don't eat yellow snow", The ABC song and Twinkle twinkle have the same melody... who knew that these things would help us out in our daily lives.

You should charge everyone a dime just for reading it...except me (of course).

Shauna said...

Great summary. I think that about covers it!

Toni said...

LMAO! The bean song my hubby always sings to the boys!

Queen Heather said...

Thanks for all of the secrets. I will sleep in peace tonight. And spend that 13.17 on lunch Friday. I'm having it with that pregnant women who stole .53 cents from me then tried to claim it was google ad income. I'm counting my money this time!

A said...

This is the secret I always tell my kids when I'm annoyed with someone. Their not dumb, their just not smart!

CakeHead said...

Ah hahahaha! I am soo happy I am not the only one who knows the magical bean song (most people look at me like I'm crazy, which might be possible)! Thank you for saving me the money!

Lorilu said...

Yes I like your's better too! :)

Lindyloo said...

Righty-tighty; Lefty-loosey!! I say that EVERY single time I need to unscrew/screw something!!

I'm out of the loop though, I've never heard of the book!

pinks & blues girls said...

Wait, ya mean that these "secrets" aren't included in the book?

OK, that's it... you need to write "The Secret 2"!!

Kelly said...

(Cancelling Amazon order right now...)

Annie said...

Baa Baa Black Sheep has the same tune too!

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