Saw this sign on a local fried seafood joint in the town where I work:
"Our clams would love to pay you a visit"*
What the heck does that mean? At least it didn't say crabs...
[EDITED: Ok, so I'm a titch dyslexic apparently. Drove by the sign again after work and
it said all along now it says:
"Our clams would love you to pay a visit." That makes MUCH more sense, doesn't it? Time to make an eye appointment, apparently.]