From Austin Powers: "Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole. "
So I had 3 moles removed yesterday. No big deal. Just an office procedure. But before I went into the exam room, the nurse asked me to step on the stupid and surely 10 pounds off scale. Ack. I ask you, how is being weighed relevant in any way to having moles removed? So I inquired whether we could perhaps wait until after I had the moles eliminated to then get weighed. I might, after all, lose a few pounds of moley-ness in the process.
No such luck. And sure enough, that scale was 10 pounds too heavy. *Sigh*