Sunday, January 21, 2007

Overheard in the Trenches

Driving to the library on Friday, out of the blue, Eldest says to me from the backseat,
"Does God make the weather?"
Caught totally off guard, I respond,
"Well....what do you think?"
He replies,
"Yes, He does. And today he sure picked cold."

I was dressing Middle and he asked me,
"What shirt am I wearing today?"
I said,
"Just a plain one."
So Middle proceeded to keep looking down at his shirt and I asked him,
"What are you doing?"
He responded, "I'm looking for the plane."

As for Baby:
"mmmaaa maaa daa daa moh uh uh ummm la la maa ma unh",
because that's all we get out of him.
Hubby was in the midst of making a BLT sandwich for lunch. His (totally unhealthy and artery-clogging version) consisted of: 2 slices of toasted white bread, buttered, and THEN mayo, mounds of bacon, lettuce, tomatos, and, get this, cheese.
So I (snidely) said to him,
"I thought you were trying to be good!"
He responded,
"I am. I'm using light mayo."

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