I was in the car with the 3 boyz this morning, explaining the upcoming holidays: first Halloween, then Thanksgiving, then Christmas (of course I got in a quick reminder for them to remember that "Santa is watching")....
I asked Eldest to explain Thanksgiving to Middle. This is what he said:
"It's when you eat supper at lunchtime. Isn't that cool?"
Welcome to a 5-year old's mentality.